Mince it, girl!
It’s time to showcase those money makers, honey. Ripple them buns and get the boys gagging on your fine behind!
But first, you need a smashing hit, one that’s fly like apple pie and spicier than a drag queen’s tongue. And girl, have I got the goods for you…
Whenever you need a pick-me-up, throw on one of these tunes and waltz down your local thoroughfare. Revel in the confidence of a bona fide strut – cause girl, you deserve it!
Boys by Lizzo
The ultimate goal of a strut-worthy anthem is the BPM. It’s gotta be on point. And girl, Lizzo delivers with her boppy hit titled Boys. It’s got sass, too, which helps channel the attitude you must evoke when strutting to this groove.
Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars
A proper strut exudes confidence, and there’s nothing more cocky than Bruno Mars’ Uptown Funk. It’ll have you falling in love with yourself in less than four-and-a-half minutes. And with a proper strut, everyone within eyeshot will be falling in love with you, too.
Sissy That Walk by Ru Paul
Sissy That Walk is, essentially, strutting your stuff in the most feminine way possible. Everyone needs to know that you’re not just a woman, you are a queen! Side note: if you need some pointers, seek out your local drag queen for help.
Strut by Adam Lambert
What better way to strut your stuff than with a song that says it all? Strut by Adam Lambert is sex on legs, with the perfect tempo for your swaying booty. Thrust a touch of attitude into the mix, and you’ll have the boys gagging.
Blow Your Mind by Dua Lipa
There’s so much drama in this world, and Dua Lipa is here to help sort it out. Blow their mind with this anthem as you sway those money makers. For an added touch, blow a hearty kiss to all the haters at the right cue. Don’t worry, you’ll know when…
Gimme More by Britney Spears
“It’s Britney, bitch” would have to be the most iconic phrase, instantly immersing us into that strutting mood. And from there, it’s all up to you, darling! Britney Spears’ Gimme More is pure sexual freedom, so add more flair to your bust and booty.
Vogue by Madonna
If there’s one group of people who know how to strut their stuff, it’s models – which makes Madonna’s Vogue the perfect candidate for this list. This song is about finesse and infidelity. Top off your strut with a handheld fan, because it’ll get hot!
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Sometimes a strut is done in anger, other times it’s done for attraction, but Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance is raw lust. And with a definite beat, you can tell the world you’re looking for bad romance, too. But, don’t forget, “walk walk, fashion baby, work it, move that bitch crazy.”
Strong Enough by Cher
Need to get over that last man you toyed with? Here, let Cher help with her powerful song Strong Enough. Show all those boys that you are strong enough to live without them. Strut with pride, because no queen deserves to be tormented by past mistakes.
Crazy In Love by Beyoncé
You didn’t think we’d finish this listicle off without mentioning Beyoncé? Of course, while she has many worthy contenders, Crazy In Love is by far the best strut-worthy song. It’s got attitude, it’s got style and the BPM is on point for maximum mince. Work it, girl!
Do you have any songs you like to strut your stuff to? Let me know in the comments below!