PSA: This story contains coarse language and adult themes. Viewer discretion advised.

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Wed., Jan. 3

Hey u!
11:23pm

Hey, how are you?

Im well, n u?

I’m good
(I’m actually a little indifferent, but whatever.)

What u doin?
(Are you masturbating? It would help me reach my goal quicker…)

Not much, just playing a game
(I’m playing Grand Theft Auto IV for the third time round. Which explains why I haven’t moved out of my parents house even though I’m 20.)

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What you doing up this late?
(I got bored of GTA. Also, are you expecting me to hold this conversation?)

Im a bit toey
(I think “toey” sounds less frank than “horny”. Just playing my cards right…)

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