If you’re not in some sort of relationship right now, your sex life sucks. And not in a good way!
Thanks to COVID-19, leading epidemiologists are telling us to “have a break” from casual sex. As a gay man who’s not committed to anyone, I know all too well the frustrations you are dealing with. All we want to do is get our rocks off!
But, while you may consider disregarding the rules, I’d heartily recommend you didn’t. Because some people are prone to lie about their health status and others probably haven’t got tested yet. Or at all.
So, if you have sex with various different fans, the chance of catching something is too risky for comfort. And if you catch it and don’t know, you will easily share it with the rest of your bed pals.
Indeed, all STIs are preventable when having sex, but COVID-19 isn’t. Not even if you adopt a position where you’re not facing each other.
Covid-19 Edition of the Kama Sutra. There will be a test on Monday. You're welcome! pic.twitter.com/vj2gCrK1L6
— Gypsy MacSomairle (@MysBehaving) April 10, 2020
So what can you do?
While you may not be able to galavant in the bedroom with random strangers (or anywhere for that matter), you can still get your rocks off without touching someone.
I’d obviously recommend webcamming, but not everyone has someone to do it with and not everyone enjoys it. Including me! No matter how naughty it gets, you’re still jacking yourself off.
So why not just focus on yourself?
Pull out the whipped cream, stock up on phallic vegetables, shop online for fresh tantric devices. Maybe even read up on lustful literature or explore the wide world of porn. In fact, research would be the first step if you’re new to this. Sometimes one needs a little… inspiration…
And if you do know how to please yourself fully, why not shake things up a bit?
Maybe you’ve been considering anal. You gotta try it before you like it. And men, enjoying a bit of bum fun is normal — it does not make you gay.
Or perhaps you’ve heard of a new sex toy that you must try. Something with a french tickler? Or perhaps a new fleshlight with fangs?
This virus may have killed your casual sex life, but it doesn’t mean you have to ignore your horny emotions.
Go wild and get creative. Explore the underworld of sexual fetishes. Buy a smorgasbord of sex toys to play with.
But most of all, go and please yourself. You deserve it!